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Posted by Krank, filed under Awesomeness. Date: February 24, 2009, 7:01 pm | No Comments »

Loyal friends,

What a wonderful day as the judge has acquitted me of the crimes against children today!  It was determined that as my eyes were so unfairly melted from my already unattractive face which was also melted and that I live in the woods behind my former work place surviving on mostly pine needles and rotting carcasses of various woodland animals I should not be blamed for weeping loudly in shopping mall parking lots and I wasn’t trying to kill anyone that day. 

I now hobble a free man,  free to pursue new opportunities, free to drain my various open wounds where I please.  In spite of these harsh economic times, I see a bright future as the demand for Raccoon meat soars!  I bathe in my own urine!  please help me die

Posted by Roberto Sanchez, filed under Roberto Sanchez. Date: February 17, 2009, 10:45 am | 1 Comment »