Ola amigos and amigas!  Today I am writing to inform you of a great and respectable event in my ever-blessed life!   It would seem that I, Roberto Sanchez of Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, am in a special and exclusive club!  My clubs name is Vicente Carrillo Fuentes Organization and let me assure you, while some of the work I do for my brothers with the La Línea gets a little messy, it is the utmost pleasure to be recognized as a productive and useful man-thing, as they affectionately call me among their angry shouts to put all the body parts in a bag!  While my lack of vision, hearing and bowel control is sometimes an issue, I have found that my new friends are quite polite as long as I continue to speak little and do what they ask of me, which is communicated through a series of punches that I have come to understand as words!

I wear a potato sack on my head, and ironically I am told they put eye holes in it!  They affectionately refer to me as el papa monstruo!  I am also happy to report that I have not been concussed for 2 months in a row!  This is truly the best time of my life other than the time at the factory when a stranger helped jab my twig and plastic constructed walking appendage into my thigh stump after I had blacked out from the ether huffing and lost it!  How nice it was to have usage of my twig leg again, especially knowing that a band of angry racoons had stolen it while I laid helplessly in a fume induced stupor!   Those stinking varmints will pay, Vincente tells me through a series of kicks and punches!  I’m out of marshmallows and now have nothing other than seepage to hide my eyeless sockets!

I surely hope that I am not murdered for writing about my employer!  Thank you for looking into my doings and happenings and please don’t tell Vincente!  Here is a picture of a watermelon


Posted by Roberto Sanchez, filed under Roberto Sanchez. Date: October 10, 2011, 12:45 pm | No Comments »

10  Oct
HOLY SHIT

JULY???

Time to get to work here, the cobwebs are building and nor am I.

BELIEVE THIS TO BE TRUTH. QUESTION NOTHING.

WAR IS PEACE. FREEDOM IS SLAVERY. IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH.

Posted by Krank, filed under Awesomeness. Date: October 10, 2011, 9:06 am | No Comments »