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You fucking squid.
TEAM KRANK ROLE CALL:
Krank.
Name: Fuck Hog
Age: 28
AIM: krank077
Interests: KKK, intestines, vomiting at charity events.
Duties: heheh, doody
Booze of choice: Scotch, Gasoline, Beer, Gasoline.
Hobbies: midget porn, , midget porn, opera.
Movies: any porn involving midgets.
Music: lily allen
Flaws: Third Nipple, Compulsion to dismember and eat small (and large) children, obsession with midget porn, the need to put others down in order to feed my ego.
Favourite Website: google search “midgets fucking donkeys”
Goals in life: die before 29, get rich enough to have Rosie O’Donnell killed, fuck a midget.
Roberto Sanchez.
Name: Roberto Sanchez
Age: 46
AIM: i cannot see
Interests: drinking, el mariachi, weeping quietly, cotton candy
Duties: i have not had a shower in 8 months
Booze of choice: Varsol, Gasoline.
Hobbies: breathing without difficulty
Movies: Due to my eyes being burned into piles of muck from the horrendous explosion in ‘82, I am not much of a movie fan.
Music: I am deaf and unable to hear musics! There was once an explosion in my home town of Ciudad Juárez that left me without most of my face and functions. I eat through a straw! It hurts to breathe 
Flaws: The town children call me the monster of the forest! I once ate a shoe
Favourite Website: See movies.
Goals in life: To walk again as a proud man…Well to walk again without being jabbed unmercifully through my infected leg stump by the branches and used condoms I use to substitute my leg
Fat Cow.
Name: FatCow
Age: 18
Interests: Drinking.
Duties: Created layouts, color schemes, basically make this worthless site visually appealing whilst functional at the same time. Contribute to Hot’N'Waiting and various other ridiculous things……
Choice of booze: Home drinking: Labbat Ice | Bar drinking: Richards Red-Pint | No money left drinking: gasoline, pinesol, rubbing alcohol and various other chemicals. Occasional usage of inhalents such as lysol, pledge and raid.
Hobbies: See interests above.
Movies: Old yeller, Bambi, Cocksucking Space Sluts From Hell, marry poppins, babe 1 through 8, 101 Dalmations
Music: weezer, oasis, nsync, doobie brothers, glass tiger, simon and whats his name, and then whats his name when he went solo, and and twisted sister.
Flaws: Stupid, fat, ugly, lazy, unemployed……….don’t make me continue…please.
Favorite website: heavy.com
Goals in life: Don’t understand-Pass. hahahahaahahahfaghahahahahaah
VOLTRON KRANK TEAM ACTIVATE
June 12th, 2008 at 16:54
good morning star shine, the earth says “hello”, it also said some other stuff about how you raped it and killed its sister….
i miss thee… oh how i miss thee.