let’s be gay together

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update tomorrow July 1617th.  Tell your friend(s)

Ireland apparently has decided it’s cool to regress a few centuries

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Well done, dipshits!

In other news, I think I’ll update my awesome page a few times a week starting yesterday, so tell your friends! In other other news, here is some stuff to distract you from your otherwise awful mundane life
and also to remind you that things can always be a lot worse:

This dude is having a bad day
No wait this dude is having a even worse day
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Also, Red Sox fans are faggots.

In case you were wondering, this is what comes up first on google image search when you look for “scantily clad seniors”. A few down we have this.Neither are what I was looking for, so up yours, google. Also please send me pictures of scantily clad seniors. I need them for masturbation market research. That’s my job, you know.

Having received my hunting license recently I decided to head out this weekend for my first adventure. I learned three things from my experience -

1. Garroting is not a legal kill method
2. Humans are not on the list of things I’m allowed to hunt
3. Jails have the internet

I don’t see what the big deal is, I told the cops it was cool because I ate my kill but they just got all nauseous and hit me with a taser a couple times. zzzaapppppp!

Does anyone else find it annoying that now that the king of child fuckers is dead the media immediately threw out their book of ways to call him a freakish monster and are now tripping over each other to suck his deceased dick? Does no one want to call into question that the only thing he has been relevant for in the last decade and a half is putting wine bottles in children, spending ridiculous amounts of money on stupid shit and about 90 other things which range from weird to why hasn’t someone put this guy to sleep yet? Why do people worship a man with the brain capacity of a 10 year old? What the fuck is this shit? Whatever the reasoning, I’m sure MJ is looking up at all of us right now and howling in immense pain. I’m just sad that my idol is so distraught over the loss.

Also, this is pretty great.

Krank
Out
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http://chasenoface.blogspot.com/

yes that’s right, the blog is named chase – no face

Is she so fat because she is a lesbian?

Or is she a lesbian because she is so fat?

sup now biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch

Loyal friends,

What a wonderful day as the judge has acquitted me of the crimes against children today!  It was determined that as my eyes were so unfairly melted from my already unattractive face which was also melted and that I live in the woods behind my former work place surviving on mostly pine needles and rotting carcasses of various woodland animals I should not be blamed for weeping loudly in shopping mall parking lots and I wasn’t trying to kill anyone that day. 

I now hobble a free man,  free to pursue new opportunities, free to drain my various open wounds where I please.  In spite of these harsh economic times, I see a bright future as the demand for Raccoon meat soars!  I bathe in my own urine!  please help me die

Oh, you’re awake!

I hope I didn’t startle you. Yes, I realize I’m in your home and it’s very late, but why get bent out of shape about the little things? What’s important is, I’m here now. Now we can finally be together, just like we’ve always dreamed. Please stop screaming. I’m afraid your dog won’t answer your calls either. Him and I had a bit of a…disagreement while I was letting myself in, and he’s awfully tired now. Who am I? My dear, I’m the man you’ve been dreaming of all this time. I know how lonely you get sometimes, especially after your husband was killed in Iraq. I’ve watched you cry I don’t know how many times, and it tears me up inside to see you so sad. But don’t worry, I’m here now, and we can be together. Please don’t try to run. Look, I’m not going to use this okay, so please stop crying? Look, I’m putting it away alright? Would you please just be nice? Goddamnit stop screaming! STOP IT! ST

oh hi
Sorry, I was just writing in my private diary of days past and updating my scrapbook with pictures of my new friend just prior to taking her swimming at the lake! Sometimes it’s fun to reminisce isn’t it? Your days with the family at the beach every summer, your first kiss, your first break and enter/kidnap/torture/murder…ahh, it seems like only yesterday doesn’t it?

So anyways, after getting home yesterday from kidnapping and murdering some lady I’ve been following for a few months, it dawned on me that some people have what could be considered very odd hobbies. Being an old hat at this internet dealie and completely desensitized to uh, last I checked, everything, I decided to look around and see what kind of weird, strange and mind-numbingly shocking interests people have these days. During my research, I was struck by just how many depraved, mentally unstable people there are out there. And they all have pictures on the internet. Imagine, if you will, that one of these fine folks is your co-worker, boss, friend. Imagine what you could get out of them with pictures such as this. Imagine trying to sleep tonight with that goddamn image burned into your brain. Good luck!
Moving forward, we have a happy practice known as “Gut Flopping”. According to urbandictionary.com, gut flopping can be summed up as a practice “Where a large bellied individual raises his or her stomach and allows it to drop upon his or her sexual partner in a way that creates a *smack* sound. This is an act performed for sexual pleasure.” Hard yet? Well get your doinks out, because here’s a tantalizing video!

But wait friends, it gets worse! better! Our fellow humans can sink much lower than what we’ve seen thus far, all in the name of an orgasm. Because jerking off in the shower just doesn’t cut it for some people. so lets get to it, shall we?

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oh geez

This is the world we live in folks, these people walk amongst us. This is why I don’t like humanity so much. But of course, it would be hyprocritical of me to not point out my own fetish. Does this make me weird?

Okay! That’s all for now. I hope you all enjoyed this and can only cross my fingers that it will help you to remember that it’s usually better that I don’t update my page often because this is the kind of shit I think about and so just fuckoffalreadygoddamnit. Toodles!